you-aremysunshine:

if you’re ever proud of me and say ‘that’s my girl’ I can guarantee my heart will melt into a little puddle of happiness 

(via acklesandhissnackles)

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

double jointed

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

dead

drugs kill, kids

(via mrs-elijah-wood)